fuck you.
fuck you, you hear me?

Thats nothing.
We cant be best friends anymore, wait, we ARENT.
No matter how much i feel like stabbing you in the gut right now,
i wont.
Cos that'll cause you pain and uhm, that'll stop you from hanging out with
the newbie.
Buck you.


That was nothing dudeys,
anyway, TODAY WAS PSLE ENGLISSHHH.
And i know i shouldnt be blogging at this rate cos i should be studying & revising for math-
HO-SHIT,
MATH IS TMR?
.____.

(silence for 4 minutes)
well,
you dont say!
Anyway,
PSLE ENGLISH WAS EASY,
wrong for me to say that,
IT WASNT HARD EH.

I hopehopehope i get that A!
Even better, maybe even an A star,
cos the best is the best,
:D
And uhhh,
i'm planning to get an A for math too,
so i should be going,
and i am lah! :D

byeee.
xxxxxxx

(hey people, i'm not going to talk about my day, instead, can i just say,)

I am depressed today,for a few reasons,firstly,because of two girls called ____ and_____


YOU treated me like dirt,AND YOU, kindof always treat me like dirt?Today, ____ gave me bored looks and was completely different. Your sense of humor has changed. xPIt sucks, hold on, it doenst suck, it SUCKS EGGS.And as hypocritical as this sounds, even though you consoled me and comforted me when i had my momment today,i'm not taking that as an apology.I dont know if that was the fullstop. After all, you might start all over again first thing tmr.Whatever, you know. If you refer to me as a best friend, what is ____?YOUU,I've had enough. As nice as you can be sometimes,i've decided to call it quits today. I cant stand you,you can be nice to me, you can laugh with me,sometimes you can laugh at me,occasionally, your irritating, rude and crude.And when ___ comes?Well, lemme tell you something, you will phase back to that seemingly spontaneous person you are to her, to everybody.You two opted me out today.Do you think it felt nice?BLAHBLAHBLAH.Listen, tmr's childrens day,we can choose to be trio,but i'm giving in,if you want, it can be just you two.Maybe i dont really want to go to school tmr.Who else feel alone? ):bye.xxxxxx

I. is. tired. ):

OH hello;

Like the whole day has been uber stressful and sad,
had math and english supplementary today yo,
character study is damn interesting! :D Ms. Lim rocks at analysing people,
she knows all the techniques on how to spot a liar, or like, know if that person is a liar, whatever.

And during maths, i split my ruler in half. O_O
Uberly creepy, and Tifany and steffi were like laughing, and laughter is, after all, contagious, so i laughed too.
And then Mrs. Tan caught us. Dx
Hub hub.
Ohh hahaha, during chinese lesson, xy and i were playing harry potter top trumps. HAHAA.
And face it XY, i got the better cards this time!
I totally owned the game.

And oh, mathilda is handing out this profile book thingum, and little notes to each individual in p6 hono. And uh, my note was sweet. (:
THANK YOUUUUU.
But you shouldnt be doing stuff like this with PSLE coming next week. :/

SCHOOMS, I NEED TO DO SOME WORK AND SLEEEP.

PS: RIS LOW IS CREEPING ME OUT. :O

xxxxxx
bye schumz.

ETHAN.

I am dedicating this post to my smexy brother ETHAN. :D
Firstly, you will probably have to establish that he is pretty darn smexy. :D
Other than that, he's very un predictable and well, proud. :x He thinks he's a transformer, either that or ben 10.
lol. xD
And he keeps on having duels and fights with Corey. But he's very short, not the tallest 4 year old, but his IQ is pretty DAMN high ok. Ethan boy=SMART. YOU will not deny it.
:D



Refer to point number 1,
ISNT HE SMEXY???
Yep, this deserves better right??? Tooooo awesome.
Vogue ehhh?

Ethan and one of his seemingly "bigger" than himself besties, Topher.
Pretty damn sweeet right.

One of the early camwhore sessions with him in Perth. I seriously was so damn rookie with my camera. xP Damn stupid, but this is probably one of the best shots. So, "right in the momment".
._. Like we were intially posing right.
Well, because we are normally weird, this wasnt right in the momment or generally posed lorh. :D
We're WEIRD LIKE THAT.



To conclude, Ethan is cool, cooler than YOU either.

HAHAHAHA,
i know this post wasnt really what you expected it to be. :p
Hahaha,
i promise a better more worthwhile post soon ok.

ttfn <3
xxxxxx

REMEMBERING AMERICAAA. ):

HAHAHAHAHA. :DDDD
I miss americaa. :`(
Such good memories.


Whenever i look at this pic, the only thing i can think of is the maze from harry potter. lol. xDDD
Pretty eh? Right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
Idontknowwww, santa monica? :D
I dont look so good, that's all i know.

Shitt, my shoes look dorky. It's because i didnt realise i had packed my silly HIGH 5 socks. And before we went to universal studios, corey just threw the pair of socks and me, and then i was like "what the hell, these socks are LAMEEE."

They were. And they are SUPERRR HIGHHH, and dorky. I like ankle socks better!

The marge lady is weird ._.

Like super weird, she kept on touching my hair idk, there were some sort of speakers inside of her, so when she squeezed me, a big kiss kindof sound were sounded from the sides of her head. :x I clearly remember thatt, and she kept on touching my hair, like wtf. Asian's must amuse you then. And i was so stupid to have brought my DS in my handbag. Stupid bart boy took it, idk, it was a practical joke or something? But i wasnt funnyyyy. :PPPP

Like, i wanted to tell him

'LISTEN GUY IN THE SUIT, YOU DONT GO AND SNATCH A GIRL'S HANDBAG AND TAKE HER BELONGINGS. YELLOW FACE IDIOTTTT."

And the stupid thing was, i didnt know he took it. I realised wasnt there when i went to look at how the photo turned out. He kept on hiding from me, and eventually the weird marge lady had to pretend to scold him and snatch it out of his hands.

Yup. Must be some kindof act. Such sick peoplee!

The homer guy must have thought he had a special connection with my dad. :s I just thought.
NO LISAA. ):

It would have been so much better, then i would be prone to HUG HER. Screw the marge lady!

The pirates of the Caribbean ride! :DDD

It was really good.

IDK, that's all the good photo's i can friggin round up! (:

wahahahahah.

Ok, have to run to bed now.

xxxxxxx

I want to watch the hannah montana movie,


loserish as it seems,

-


BUT STILL Ok!!!
boom boom clap, boom boom clap-di-clap!

Anyway, hellooo. (:

I am NO-OT sick anymore.

I was.

But i dont think i feel that weak anymore. :O

So uh, of course, postphoned KL because i was suffering of the

-

gastric flu. :OOOO Cannot travel too eh!

Painful as it seems, it was ALOT of vomiting and the pounding headache,

TOUCHY.

Eh? Well, i am sad because YOU ARE MAKING THINGS WORSE,

you referring to someone.

Aiyah,

uncle steve, marissa and aunty cy are going to KL too.

Daddy was also kind enough to send grandma and corey to KL by plane.

Their flight was at 2.

You know, honestly, i felt kindof SAD. Because i really didnt want grandma to go.

Corey's a different story. He can have mucho's of fun. Yah yah. But i really urged for grandma today.

B'cos i was really lonely most of the time today. Other wise i'd be sleeping.

I went to the doctor's any hoo, i brought back home some KILLER medicine which did the trick lol.

I REALLY wanted to vomit this morning, but i vomited countless numbers of times last night and this morning. sad eh.

I think i feel alright now. I just really dont want to rush things.

I miss you all!! And i cant wait to meet,

charlie is it?

And to stay up late and go to bangsar and midvalley, fish spa and such. (:

I just hope you forgive me, uh, i shall apologize tmr. I dont feel like calling over now, so-o tired ok!!

(:

WAHHAA.

ok, so kl tmr ah!!

byeees! <3

Loves.

Lauren

ok, i had this massive throw up. -.-
wouldnt you like to know?
Oh and if this SUPERMASSIVE headache.

i dont know how it happened, since the last thing i ate was bread.
And that was breakfast .____.
Ye-aah. Breakfast was like at i dunno, 7. 40?
I had to wake up uber early this morning cause i had tuiton at Pau choo's at 8.

8 ,would you believe it!
8 to 10. Such luck.
But i felt terrible,

not because i had to wake up early,
but because my breakfast felt like led in my stomach,
and that stupid cod liver oil pill taste in my mouth.
I felt so stuffy, and youknow, horrible.



Like the whole tuiton session, i felt like burping, or throwing up.

Aunty pau choo was kind enough to offer me that fizzy orange flavour vitimin E drink.
She even asked me if i was sick,
and you know, i kindof felt like bursting out crying,

But i couldnt because there were other students, people i KNOW apparently yes.
But i guess you think i'm stupid because well, it was a stupid question, ANSWER IT.
But it's reality. __.

so i covered my face with tissue and nodded,
i guess she was concerned because maybe she thought i had a fever or something. H1N1 SHIT SHERLOCK.


NO. I had a head ache, and it was POUNDING.
How would YOU FEEL?
I couldnt concentrate! DX

WHHYYYY. My hands were wobbly, and my hand writing looked like shit toooo!!

So i went to the toliet 2 times and just sat there and let time pass for 10 minutes each visit,
felt like breaking down lah.

So i skipped out on most of the session,
just, you know watching people learn,

i couldnt even lift my hand up.


-
thank you aunty pau choo for letting me rest. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, thank you.
-
Ok, so then i came home,

i just declined the offer of going to the doctor from my dad,
because i text messaged him during the session saying that i felt bad,
so he called, and he sounded really worried,

but whatever. Since the fizzy vitinim E drink, i felt ok. But queasy.

-
i watched the nba finals instead,
and the lakers lost to orlando by 4 freaking points.
Aiy whatever (:
I still love the lakers, GO LAKERSS!S
-
i was like lying on the couch most of the game,
i didnt feel like moving because i was so weak, and my stomach was getting queasier,
AND QUEASIER.
I was moaning to myself basically.
-
Ok, so then i slept too, cause i dunno why i was feeling so--oooooo tired lah!
-
i slept,
ok, and then soon after,
daddy, corey and grandma left for lunch at some dim sum restaurant,
i didnt want to go .__.
i didnt feel like eating chinese, HAH.
i didnt feel like eating at all.
STUPID.
-
So then before they left, daddy told me to get my butt off the couch , eat my lunch,
and do some work before serene comes later.
HAH, another tuiton later.
stupid daddy, i felt like pulling teeth.
STUPID DADDY.
-
SO i got up,

went to the kitchen, slumped down,
felt something come out of me,
ran to the toliet,
and




BLEURGGGH.
I vomited.
how sick.
It was bad because the vomit was forcing it self out,
every time i edged away from the toliet bowl, i hurled somemore.

-
jo took care of me (:
But that stupid bitter vomit taste is still in my mouth! GROSSSS.
I called daddy and told him i puked and he said i have to eat porridge,
thank GOD.
I dunno why but i feel like porridge. -.-
Maybe i crave the normal dim sum one,
but whatever,
as long as theres no bits of carrot and pumpkin it it.
GRO-OSSSSS.


Ok, i think i shall just slump around somemore! Hell, i just vomited,
I DONT WANT ANY MORE WORK.

Anyhoo,
before i go,
i'm going to KL tmr,
sooo uhrrrr,

bye?
Ok, till another post on the crazeh unicorn one. (:
see yah's!! <3

thanks for reading to my post about me puking.
stupid ppl.


>.<
i love you then?

Book reviews and smoosh.

Reading a book called MARLEY AND ME, by Josh Grogan. All i can say is...is...WOW. It's not bad. Honestly. It's about a couple, Josh, and his soul mate, Jenny. As they try and understand married life in a small house in Florida. And then, as they discuss about terms and issues, and la di-da. They decide to buy a Dog. So, they settled on a little golden retriever pup. And as they fight endlessly, they finally decide to name it...yeah. Marley lah.

Well, the whole story is basically about the two of them, having an adventure with the pup-dog. How typical.

It's actually not bad. But it isnt as break taking as twilight. But wait. Twilight IS RIDICULOUS. It is. It's breath-taking. But it's stupid in a weird way. Marley and me is kind of like, reality. Coming from a real life basis.

I think you should pick up a copy of marley and me. I'm the bookworm here. If i say its good. It's good. You'd better say yes. And if you say no. I'll kick you attheyouknowwhat.
Pstheheheh...

My eyes are droopy! OMG. EYE BAGS. EYE BAGS! I definetely dont want THOSE forming. Well, that was the post, this is basically the RANDOM entry of today. :D
yay! That was the book review, and the smoosh. I'm so smart. I'm smarter than you. I'm cooler than you. And yeah. I'm cooler. :) Much MUCH cooler. Well, and uhhhh, yeah. My eyebrows are weird. I'll tell you about THAT some other time i hope. xp. It's a long story! But, oooh shit, i dont wanna go back to schoooll...
ARGH.
See you... Nighty night night night. Dont let the bed bugs bite babessss.

To clarify.

I bet no one's gonna find me here! Hahahaha. So awesome. Well, lets just start by saying, i found a new layout. But it's just for temporary, just to see whether the whole swirly heart thingy effect is good. Looking through Pyzam. com is still a habit. So what the heck lah. My first blog is the only blog that doesnt have a cbox and any photo's on the side bar. So it's very simple to choose a layout from a blogger template website, without being threatened that the widgets would be deleted.

Phew. This post is just to sum things up. I wish i stayed with this blog longer, but too bad. I'm going on with my third blog now, and it's doing better than EVER.

Well, How have all of you been? If you tend to find me here in the end, (a long time later). It's the 20th of march! 2009. HAHAH. Maybe it HAS BEEN A LONG TIME.

Hahaha. Please check out PRESENT BLOG. Crazeh-unicorn.blogspot. :) I've posted. And i swear, that blog may be a TINCH better, cause it has photo's and everything. Hmmm.
I hope someone comments. I bet this post is gonna turn out pretty nice looking. Yay.

Hahaha. Well, at the momment. It's about an hour before dinner. I'm satisfied, hungry. But sad cause it's gonna be the end of the march holidays already. It's back to the same old routine on monday. Shit. Well, whatever. PSLE will be over before i can say "twinkle-doodle".
To conclude, it has been nice to say some words in this blog. It has been a long time since i've started blogging too!

It's gonna be the one year anniversay soon! Hahah. I bet everyone should remember.
June 23rd is it? I dont know. You say you dont, and i'll box you andyouknowthat.
Welllll, isnt the layout nice?? Fine, those are my last words. I hope you've enjoyed this post. Nontheless, even if it was a bit boring! I kindof miss laurencheng25@blogspot.com. It triggers back such memories. :)
Hahahha.
Bye loves.
I love you first blog. You've been a constant companion ever since i became an idiot.
And that was when i started blogging. So my retardedness is because of you! :o

Bye lovvvveeees!